Well said.

My new theory on life: Sometimes your the toilet and sometimes your the turd. Either way, it stinks.

investment banking explained:a young man named chuck just moved to Texas where he met a farmer named john. john then told chuck that he had a donkey for sale for 100$, and chuck needing a donkey agreed and gave farmer john the 100$. The next day, farmer john told chuck that the donkey that he purchased had died, to which chuck said "well then just give me my money back.". farmer john then said "im sorry chuck, but i spent the money already." Chuck then told farmer john "well then just give me the dead donkey." confused, farmer john asked "what you gonna do with a dead donkey?" chuck then said "well im gonna raffle off the donkey" farmer john then stated the obvious and said "noones gonna but a dead donkey" to which chuck replied "sure they will, i just wont tell them hes dead". About a week later, farmer john ran into chuck and asked him what happened with the donkey and chuck replied "Well i sold 500 raffle tickets at 2$ a piece and i made 898.00 profit." farmer john asked, "didnt they complain when they found out it was dead?" and chuck replied "sure, the guy who won complained, so i gave him his 2$ back" Chuck now works for morgan stanley.

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Awesome rendering of the Night Before Christmas ! Well done . . .

my favorite version of night before christmas.. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------T'was the night before Christmas and caught at the light,Was a domestic V8 with no cops in sight.I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,To beat this damn Camaro, even with its big blower.As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke.Now Smasher, now Revver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,These are the names of my four VTEC pistons.Racing ahead I'm the star of the action,But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction.Grabbing second, I hear the RPM's sing,My mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing.I now hear the roar of the big monster gaining,All I can do is keeping the four-banger straining.In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast,And my stickers go flying, now a thing of the past.Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,Just try to act cool, like you can relate.Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,The driver back off just to give me a holler."You can't win them all," he says in a fling,"You may not win any, in that silly thing."I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,happy motoring to all a good night.

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